{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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\n\nPhilip John Piper is a Professor of Archaeology in the School of Archaeology & Anthropology at the Australian National University (ANU) in Canberra. His research is instrumental in expanding research in Zooarchaeology and Paleoecology, particularly in Southeast Asia, and more recently in Vietnam.
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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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