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{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}

{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}

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